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Pokèmon Paranoia

When you stare at your phone while walking to ensure you don't miss any PokèStops
Joe: Stop putting your phone to your face
Joey: But I have to catch them all
Joe: It's bad for your eyes
Joey: I AM NOT MISSING ANY POKESTOPS
Joe: *thinks inside in his head* Someone had Pokèmon Paranoia
by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016
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panochi

panochi (PUH KNOW CHEE)

see cooter, vagina, pussy, cunt.
1) female genitalia
by foned March 18, 2003
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panos

Panos is the phattest!
by Panos January 23, 2005
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panocha

yo quiero panocha
by saul May 7, 2003
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panocha

an urban delicacy when properly cultured
"Damn i sure could go for some panocha right now...." see also... "Yeah i thought she was hot but when she came into the party the dog wouldnt stop sniffing her panocha... shes nasty"
by Statutory Justin October 30, 2003
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Panoos

A long, limp and densely haired penis.
Akmar has quite the panoos. I bet he uses Rogaine, Viagra AND Herbal Essences.
by Panoos January 1, 2008
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Paranoid Self Fulfillment

The act of being so convinced that your worst fear is going to come true that you force it to become true, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

Common Examples:

*people who are so afraid they are going to be dumped, they dump their boyfriend/girlfriend/ spouse as a precautionary measure.
*companies who are in financial trouble who's managers run the company into the ground through their lame attempts to prevent the company from failing;
*an employee who underperforms and gets fired;
Suzie: So, Lisa, how is it going with Ted?
Lisa: Oh, I dumped him last week.
Suzie: But it seemed like things were going so well!
Lisa: Na, I felt like he was going to end it with me so I dumped him first.
Suzie: That's like the third guy you have dumped in the past few months!
Lisa: Yeah but nobody wants to be with me, anyway!
Suzie: Sounds to me like you have mastered Paranoid Self Fulfillment!

-See also (offensive rebound)

CEO: Staff, sales are down so we need to determine how to save the company.
Employee 1: Well first off we should reduce our commitment to quality customer service and customer satisfaction.
Employee 2: I also think we should put some serious pressure on our top sales performers to bring us more business, and make it clear to them if they don't we will show them the door.
Employee 3: It would also be good if we skimp on our ingredients and aren't so quality control oriented.
CEO: Great ideas, everyone!
Janitor: These guys are on their way to paranoid self fulfillment!
by Larry Murgatroid June 3, 2010
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