While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.
I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.
by Ollieoz June 8, 2019
Get the Prairie Hand Piemug. by Amanda Fahl July 13, 2024
Get the Prairie Snoggingmug. by Tanner P January 25, 2008
Get the prairie pokin'mug. A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.
by FCDubbs August 28, 2022
Get the Prairie Firemug. A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it
Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!
by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 7, 2022
Get the Prickly prairie dogmug. by Luv butter October 21, 2021
Get the Prairie Tonguemug. When something loud happens in an office with an "open floor plan" and everyone's heads pops up over their cubicle dividers to see what's going on, like a bunch of prairie dogs.
Did you guys see when John suddenly dropped that whole tray of coffees and everyone was prairie dogging like mad to see what was going on?
by old_standardized_tester September 7, 2024
Get the Prairie Doggingmug.