Porta potty

An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.

“The sign says no flushable toilets. Guess we gotta use that porta potty over there.”

“Damn it.”

by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022

potty pic

Pics of urself when ur on the pisser or standing in the bathroom taking mirror shots

I almost sent u a potty pic but I don’t think where on that level of friendship yet

by Ziggy{they/them} June 29, 2023

Potty date

When you and your date have a nice romantic potty date

Jim and ally had a potty date last week

by Ploofss September 21, 2021

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space

Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

by The peeper of 15 July 2, 2024

potty

Mad.

Potty is a donkey

by #Madprizo Potty Training Kids April 28, 2023

pottie mouth

What your sweet mother might tell you when you say some no no words.

Ex:

Nathan: These stupid-ass bitches

Mamma: Nathan! What a pottie mouth!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Porta Potty

1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.

1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.

by Juneberry You June 13, 2023