by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020

by J_E_B October 22, 2020

An extremely attractive middle-class female that is well-spoken, motivated and fully aware of her worth. These can often be found in expensive areas of London as well as French ski resorts. In order to win this calibre of woman over, one needs to be financially secure and have an outstanding personality.
Charlie: "I heard that Felicity was offered a top job in London, I think she's already booked a ski holiday to Courchevel for the upcoming season".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
James: "No way! She's like a 9/10 and has an amazing personality too, what more could you want in a girl? She's literally the definition of a posh rocket mate".
by A bro tryna find a posh rocket January 29, 2023

by dirtyfuckers April 19, 2016

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.
Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."
"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."
by qönathynn June 5, 2022

by oscar September 29, 2003
