pool jerk

Someone who has the insatiable urge to splash, dunk, squirt, and generally annoy everyone else in a pool.

Great, Jimmy Fallon is in the pool. Not only is he just plain annoying, but he is also a pool jerk.

by poode dude August 2, 2010

Playing Pool

Completely filling each of a girl's orifices with your balls, as if playing pool

Guy 1: I just finished Playing Pool
Guy 2: Did you win?
Guy 1: I guess you could say that

by Smallhouse June 6, 2017

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

Pool Purge

When a pool is not in use on a hot summer day, run up to it and jump in!

Tony, there is no one in that pool. It's pool purge time!

by TMT214 October 27, 2018

josh pool

A super goofy guy, has a big nose and runs like a dinosaur, when he talks it sounds like "gshhpshhgshhpshgasg"

Josh pool-someone who is gay

by Taco taint February 25, 2015

White pool

The exciting process of attempting to collect semen in ones belly button during an ejaculation. Successful completion of this process mean one has 'White pooled'.

"He shoots...he scores! White pool!"

by white6767 May 5, 2014

Pool dick

The act of having sexual intercourse when having the penis soaked in pool water and therefore could lead to its chemicals causing various irritations and/or infections.

My friend fucked a random bitch raw with pool dick. He a nasty mf

by Yuhpa April 17, 2022