Ponding

When your golf ball gets extremely close to a body of water without going in. The ball and water become very close friends.

My golf ball was ponding with the creek on hole number 1.

by H2omeier June 27, 2017

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders

You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome

by AussieCunt not pond diver April 28, 2023

Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

pond life

When someone is really shit, just like microrganisms in a pond, just insignificant little mongs.

"Them emos sat by the bin is a pond life"

by JPuffer July 11, 2022

angas pond

angas pond is a short little guy that likes men and always rage quites when i talk to him for some reason he thinks he is the top shit but hes not , and likes ugly girls from a all girls boarding school and for some reasons he talks about the weidest facts and its some how right becasue he types all this shit from google and btw he is gay and likes white rocks and that word but with a C he likes to bang maddie every dayy alll day and he has got a friend named aidan dacey that like to finger him all night the gay bozo

angas pond is a retard and like to bounce on coks

by your local money69 June 21, 2023

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016