The irritating and disturbing occurrence when the Shuffle feature of your iPod, which randomly selects which songs to play, chooses two incredibly wrong or innapropriate songs to play back-to-back.
Chris nearly choked on his beer as he heard his iPod switch from "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls to Perry Como's "Catch a Falling Star." He quickly skipped to the next song to deal with this huge faux pod.
by April S. November 6, 2008
Get the Faux Podmug. 
Get the Podmug. The act of emptying a tide pod and refilling it with male semen. And then proceeding to shove it up a females ass
by Hitlersforeskin22 December 7, 2019
Get the Tide podsmug. An ignorant, hopeless, lazy, self absorbed imbecile that so desperately wants the world to revolve around them they turn minor incidents into opportunities to screw people over and act like they are personal victories.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
An individual that chose a career in a field outside of their mental capacity . Instead of working hard and trying to overcome personal character flaws to in order to become successful, they take an admin or management position in order to micro-manage individuals to make other people more miserable than they are.
A person known for rage quitting when they don't get there way or can't manipulate a situation for self gain.
An extended family member that you can't stand to be around for more than one or two hours a year and that is pushing it.
A person that chooses to beleive in false information even when presented with factual observable facts.
i.e. Flat Earthers, Anti-vaxers and what ever you call people that don't believe dinosaurs actually existed.
Virginia just got done with another one of her stories where she suspended a 5th grader for drawing a picture of her eating a bag of dicks, she's a real spark-pod.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
Somehow the spark-pod kissed enough ass that they made him the lead of the department even though he was the worst operator in the plant.
The spark-pod didn't get her way so she's been pouting in her room for four hours.
Mitchell will be here this weekend, hopefully he doesn't bring that spark-pod with him.
That spark-pod thinks dinosaur bones were put here to test her faith.
by Lil' Juan February 10, 2019
Get the spark-podmug. I played social soccer on the weekend and the fullback kicked me right in the sack and I've woken up with a Purple Pod.
by Suck a Fkwit August 28, 2022
Get the PURPLE PODmug. by SaberxGilgamesh6978 May 3, 2018
Get the Tide Podmug. On the surface, a wine pod is two couches pushed together to create the optimal seating arrangement for enjoying wine or other alcoholic beverages. But the sum is so much greater than its parts.
Steve: Bruh, wanna hit the clubs?
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.
Glen: Nah bruh, gonna stay at home 'n get fucked up in my wine pod with my girl.
by Big Daddy Dee69 January 25, 2015
Get the wine podmug.