The Phoenix Rises

Various forms of milk torture, including but not limited to, water boarding Joaquin Phoenix with fresh dairy (specifically because of his cleft pallet and fucked up lip)

My therapist advised me that I should start to scale it back on the intensity of my aggressive jerk sessions. My uncle owns a dairy farm, and I hate Joaquin Phoenix and cleft lips...so the inter-species wank was a no Brainer. After you finish you have to yell THE PHOENIX RISES

P.S. Your dancing sucked in The Joker, and you should have been Viper Room instead of your brother

-Brian Omey

#TheLip #DrugTester

by Guido and The Guy June 28, 2023

phoenix style

When you burn your significant other before ejaculating to maintain maximum pleasure.

I regret doing the phoenix style with my wife.

by Gla$$_C0ck January 30, 2017

Phoenix M.

Is beautiful / handsome but yet a shy person who can be trusted with anything, they'll never let you down and they'll always be there for you. Phoenix is the type of person everyone wants to be friends with. Phoenix is the coolest person you'll ever meet and they know how to make anyone smile. Phoenix has such an amazing personality.

Phoenix M. also is a car feen that really loves to drift and he also loves to drink Jack and Coke all the time; it is his go to drink. Sometimes when Phoenix M. can't sleep, he'll wake up at night and start to cook some steaks to satisfy his lack of sleep.

Get yourself a Phoenix M. he's the best bro you could ever ask for!

by getuxo October 29, 2021

phoenix axel

A small US based indie artist who writes songs about having trauma and being a gay simp. They also participate in bandom culture, most of which dates back nearly 20 years.

Have you presaved phoenix axel’s new single? It comes out on all platforms soon!

by mrpeterwentz February 25, 2022

phoenix collegiate

absolute shithole of a school. i don’t recommend going there at all

do not go to phoenix collegiate at all
phoenix collegiate is terrible

by yes lad May 31, 2022

Marco The Phoenix

is a one piece character.
KING OF RAP

marco>>>>>nicki minaj

no one can beat marco

person: "who's the best rapper?"
bozo: "nicki obviously"
smart person: "marco the phoenix"

by san.toryu March 26, 2021

Angry phoenix

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.

Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016