the perce

When a drug dealer sells to his mates, he sells the community goods. When the dealer himself would like to get stoned, he smokes his good weed, know as his personal stash. "the perce" refers to the personal stash, meaning the best that there is to offer.

I have been hanging out with this broad, she is the perce.

by thedirtyarmy July 9, 2010

110 percent

This is an empty headed non-concept. No one can give more that 100%. Saying he (or) she gave it 110 percent is also saying the person who gave it 100 percent still could have (or should have) given more. What nonsense! If anything using this phrase is NEGATIVE, a put down of everyone else participating.

If I give 110 percent to this project, I will successfully be able to squeeze 10 percent more energy out of every battery than is scientifically possible.

by Arnold Haffers September 22, 2016

100 percent pure death shot

a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito.

bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot? Thank you goodbye.

by bartender 101 December 24, 2007

Percel

a handsome,dark,male who doesnt care what anybody says about him because he is the bomb-diggity.

hey girl did you get his number yet? (girl)whose number? Percel of course...(girl) yeea girl im workin on it...

by averyniceperson16 November 21, 2010

Peccary

An older man who tries to date young women. Most peccaries have beer bellies, receding hairlines/comb-overs (or visible hair plugs), liver spots, and bad knees. A common peccary habit is brandishing a platinum Visa or a sucker's wad of cash (one $50 on the outside, while the rest of the padding is strictly ones). Peccaries often can't hold their liquor and bellow out "I'm a parrot head!" when a Jimmy Buffet song comes on. Don't believe any peccary's story about "doing blow with the Eagles in '78."

Peccary success is rare but more famous ones include Larry King, Phil Spector, Billy Joel and Michael Douglas

by FrancineR September 19, 2009

dece perch

Decent Purchase

Amogh: I just got a chrome hitlist with a balla stat cap.
Straight Guy: what?
Amogh: Dece Perch brohemoth merchin that wip br0 h34d.
Straight Guy: You're a toolb0x.
Amogh: r0flfa14f31

Clearly Amogh has one of the tiniest penises known to man kind.

Now that's a dece perch.

by D1ckP13453r5 January 26, 2009

9 percent

The amount in a child's lifetime (up to 18 years of age) that they spend in the education deparment being schooled, high-schooled, home-schooled or tutored.

Whew, the whole of my 9 percent was wasted in that hellhole.

by Ronald L August 31, 2008