Pasty Pal

A pasty pal is the accumulation of a minimum of 8hrs of ass-sweat mixed with a failed “quick wipe” after a hurried poop.

I had to get this jog in right after I crapped on the toilet. Now I gotta shower and get rid of this pasty pal.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

Patey

Somone who thinks that every wierd thing they do, everybody else has done that.

Have you ever shat on somone?
Haven't we all?
You're such a Patey!

by TheNeutralChord October 15, 2021

Pansy Virus

When someone makes an astronomical amount of typos, they're said to have the pansy virus.

Person 1: YO DUDE GUESS WHAT

Person 2: HWTA
WTHA HAPNENED
ASNWER FAST DUMBSAS

Person 1: bro you okay? That's alotta typos there

Person 2: yse I'm oaky.

Person 3: Yeah they definitely have the pansy virus.

by Sir Kyrie October 18, 2021

patayga

an idiot or goofball

he got suspended what a patayga.

by maxshea March 5, 2022

a patty

a douchebag friend who quits ur game of bloons or anything else.

A hole just did a patty

by stfuuuuuuu October 30, 2011

Krappy Patty

Someone is the opposite of the deliciousness that defines a Krabby Patty.

He was so gross, he was a Krappy Patty

by KTSobreCasa November 18, 2011

Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012