parranoids

The sneaking suspicion that something is making you very uncomfortable.

I feel like I'm sitting on a pile of of hot itchy marbles - I suspect I have parranoids and why are you watching me?

by Joseph Kerr March 4, 2008

parrotter

When more than one person posts the same comment on a Facebook status, when the answer has clearly been established by the first commenter.

The same goes for Yahoo!Answers.

Karen Smith: What time does Tesco shut today?

Bob Smith: It closes at 2.
Helen Brown: 2
Jack Steele: shuts at two
Jordan Robertson: two i think
Karen Smith: Thanks guys!
Harry Jackson: closes at 2
Jane Jones: two o'clock xxxx
Karen Smith: Thank you.
John Smith: Lmfao, parrotters!

by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named July 18, 2012

Pardon Me, Are You Aaron Burr, Sir?

That depends, who's asking?

Alexander: Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?

by Violet the Empath November 17, 2020

Wet Parson

A sexual act in which a person spits a loogie onto their finger(s) and inserts them into another person's anus.

Jamie : after my morning cigarette I coughed up some nasty shit onto my fingers and stuck it up Matt's ass.
Charlie : Did it go in easy?
Jamie: Hell yeah man, it was a real slick wet parson.

by Jamie Parson August 3, 2006

morgan parsons

Somebody who likes to wear leopard print thongs.

"Morgan Parsons likes thongs"

by sdoooofklgvgvonbjgvfkd October 7, 2013

The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

patronie

exclusive group of hilarious individuals that gather for the purpose of adding material to a soon to be published book of quotes. usually aided by cafe patron.

patronie=good friends, good times

i am in need of some laughs with my patronies!

by hmcj December 15, 2011