Retard proof

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.

Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof

by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006

Woman-Proof

A task that a woman is unable to complete while a man is. Also, an item or thing that a woman cannot gain access to that a man can get into.

Woman: "Honey, can you open this jar? I think its stuck."

Man: *Opens jar* "Hmm, must be woman-proof."

by ekusas917 August 30, 2011

bullet proof monk

Some asian guy that would fuck you up hard bitch.

gangster:whats up homes?
monk: mother fucker die!
gangster:bullet proof monk?
monk: to late your dead.

by lilboykiller May 10, 2009

Paloof

A term used for someone who is negative to another.

An asshole

He was acted like a paloof to his girlfriend.

by Ratbastard55 November 17, 2013

proof with words

When someone wants proof of a memory, proof with words counts as proof!

I would like proof with words on how freaky you got!

by Thatswhatsup123 June 8, 2017

sound proof kami-brah-zi

a kami-brah-zi who is deaf to all bros that try and help him, all warnings and pieces of advice go ignored.

Dan "I tried to help Dom and warn him about the grenade he's been hanging with but he completely ignored me."

Sam "Wow, poor kid's a sound proof kami-brah-zi.

by Android23 April 4, 2011

Txticle Proof

Rule #1 of messing around and not wanting to get caught is deleting all your tracks in a "leave no trace" fashion. Back in the day, we wrote stuff down on paper, with pens and ink -- now, we have txt messaging.

Where there used to be "Written Proof" there is now "Txticle Proof", add this one to your lexicon asap.

Mary snooped through my phone when I was in the bathroom, thankfully I deleted any Txticle Proof I fucked Jane last night!

by Sexpert Jane Blow April 30, 2011