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The Maxvita Paradox

The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita
"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"

"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
by Emkii June 13, 2023
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walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.
"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"
by rock_muncher June 10, 2023
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Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
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abundance paradox

In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand
Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is
by Sir. B August 27, 2021
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Smile Paradox

Ughh Smile Paradox is a stupid mistake

Ehhh Jake you are a Smile Paradox
by Smile Paradox January 16, 2021
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The Homophobe Paradox

The homophobe paradox is something where if somebody says "being homophobic is gay" then they would be homophobic but then they would be gay so it wouldn't be possible
The uneducated twat said: being homophobic is gay

The smartarse said: haha that is the homophobe paradox
by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
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Kylie Paradox

the kylie paradox originated from a group chat, but initially has an undetermined start date. it is characterized by thinking faster than your fingers during text, causing a jumble of words rarely understood by others. (often made fun of)
person one: look at these coins i earned!

person two: What for that do?
(combination of “what’s that for” and “what does that do?”)
person one: uh oh, that’s a kylie paradox.
by rraptor222 September 16, 2022
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