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The Mayonnaise Packet

The mayonnaise packet is a sexual activity in which someone cream-pies someone and then proceeds to ground-pound their abdomen causing the "mayonnaise" to come out of the packet.
I did the mayonnaise packet with my partner! It was a very intimate experience!
by Squeem puncher August 6, 2021
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Packerstacker

When one measley fat white woman fucks many green bay packers defensive linemen. (black of course)
Aaron Rodgers: What did you guys do last night?
Packers D Line: We pulled the packerstacker on one fat chick named greta
by scary cherry December 18, 2010
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ran his pockets

Cause the person mostly, the men, to go broke.
Oprah ran his pockets for a new outfit.
by LaShon May 28, 2006
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pizza pockets

The choice food of nerds who can't get any. Often bought in bulk and eaten while watching Star Wars marathons on Grandma's couch.
Grandma, can you pass the pizza pockets?
by Samantha St.Onge June 19, 2008
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packeter

A person who attacks others IPs´ via using packets.
16:15 Matt: cawk cawk cawk dot
16:15 Chris: Dude, shut up.
16:16 Matt: No, U.
16:16 timmy: ZOMG! Hey chris is a l33t packeter! U betta shut teh fuk up!
16:16 Matt: niggas
16:17 Quit - Matt (~Matt@hub.main.*.*) (Connection Reset By Peer)
by Musty January 16, 2008
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Packet Bong

Pet name for packet sniffing software like Wireshark or TCPDump by network professionals. Because it allows them to view raw packet data; which can often yield a packet high.
I had to pull out the trusty old packet bong last night while I was troubleshooting the network latency.
by netguy101 January 7, 2011
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Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant
"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998
by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017
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