shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

smush parker

A scrub basketball player on the L.A. Lakers

"Man did you see the Lakers game last nite?"

"Yea Smush Parker sucks!"

by illest_negro April 27, 2006

shaft packet

A sly comment made towards a rather annoying homosexual male.

Dude....im sick of that shaft packet

by Perples December 25, 2006

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.

Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

by Maddy p the cheesy October 6, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

smells like sarah jessica parker in here

when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.

Carl: so what do you think of my room?

you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.

by DeathTheFlamingReaper August 22, 2011