pregnant pillow

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.

‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’

by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

pregnant

The best and worse experience of your life

Damn that mother fucking cute ass nigga got me pregnant!!!1

by 1232345544 November 30, 2017

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Pregnant man

This is a name given to a man who is small and has a rounded belly which makes him looks pregnant. These people usually go by the name Thomas or Tom for short.

Tom was described as a pregnant man

by F1 22 FACTS June 15, 2023

Pregnant

a male or female that is annoying as shit and or posts pics of themselves with cheesy Snapchat filters and most importantly uses “HI, hiii, hii, um, uhm….”

Guy 1: hiii
Guy 2: dude how pregnant are you

Guy 3: bros going into labor
Guy 4: can I see the ultrasound

by Majidcoolgamer March 5, 2023

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!

it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant 😔

by CUMSE December 25, 2023