Tom

Is king

Tom is king

by Luke is not funny March 22, 2022

tom

the creator of myspace, thats why he is hated

dude: so then i d-
dude 2: OMG IT'S TOM
dude: get your gun out

tom: nooo im to young to d-
tom: XI (ded)

by xX_anonymoussubscriber_Xx April 16, 2017

Tom

A big time creeper with creeper broads. Can't spell phone and plays baby daddy to his trashy girlfriends. Dropped out of high school to persue a drug trafficking career! CAN'T be trusted. Might look cute but his mommy spanks him. Tom`s are usually little bitches. Cries out like a little girl and LIES... about everything!

Girl 1 – “Eh Tom. I hurd u’z got a babeh”
Tom – “I aint no baby dadddeh”
Girl 2 – “Yo Hicks. You owe me child support. Get yoself a job man”
Girl 1 - “I thought you aint got a babeh? Im confuzzzed!”
Tom – “Im a liar. Dont believe anything I say“

by TomHnumber1FAN September 20, 2010

TOM

A fat man at work who buys stripped dress shirts at Walmart and wears tight clothes and keeps ripping them when he bends over.

Look Mom that guy bent over and pulled a Tom

by Masteroftheworld February 27, 2011

TOM

Time Of the Month-- girls use only!!
used if a girl is on her period; a way of disguising it.

Mary: whats wrong? you look sad.
Jane: Nothing really, tom's just really pissing me off..

by Lil-Smurf-x November 22, 2009

TOM

(Acronym) - Meaning "Tweaked Out Monk" (the only way to worship) - used when free-styling, flowing, dropping some lyrics, entertaining through visual stimulation. All the while producing some interesting and funny yet unusual results. Tweaked out Monks would bring you to the temple to worship and might intoxicate you with a psychedelic drug that will give you the sensation of seeing their god. (eg. "Drinking the Kool-Aid")

I swear when i got to the temple, a bunch of TOMs got me wasted on Soma. I swear I saw Krishna.

by Find the Good April 9, 2015

Tom Tom Club

A clique of losers and other assorted outcasts, like that emo kid Dan that sits two desks up from you in math and you always wanted to say hey Dan I forgot to shave this morning, can I borrow a razor but you don't have the balls. Or that Goth kid. You know the one. Nerds or any other form of dork are not considered Tom Tom Club members.

I use to hang out by the ampitheatre but this Tom Tom Club started hanging out there, so now I hang out by the quad.

by Titanium Alloy January 18, 2008