Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.
"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"
"Today on things"
"Today on things"
by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021
Get the today on thingsmug. by 42621051 January 5, 2024
Get the I killed a man todaymug. by TokenIranian March 21, 2016
Get the not today dogmug. something to say to divert a conversation in a group chat from a previous topic that =
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
no one cares about
people got uncomfortable with
one would use to avoid talking about
no one is interested in
usually, people say it like this =
"anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
dude = "GUYS I FOUND A QUARTER ON THE GROUND JUST NOW. I'M RICH, BI8CH"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
another dude = "anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?"
by josh hutcherson x rick astley December 23, 2023
Get the what did you guys have for lunch today?mug. An old man with a limited grasp of the English Language approaches you and your friend just snacking on some chips.
"Picnic Today" He says "uh yeah I geuss" you say as your friend sits behind you positively bewildered.
by Absurdly huge January 24, 2022
Get the Picnic Todaymug. Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
by Toddthe3rd August 2, 2022
Get the Todays going to be a good daymug. .
Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025
Get the Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.mug.