Prairie Hand Pie

While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.

I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.

by Ollieoz June 9, 2019

Prairie Doggin

When you have to shit so bad that you have shit poking out your ass

“Yo!!! Hurry up in there!!! I’m prairie doggin!!!”

by Prairie doggin March 10, 2022

Prairie doggin

A tendency of gay men to.have lots different sexual partners. They go from hole to hole like prairie dogs!

Davey was really pissed at Bruce because he was always prairie dogging!

by The Doh Man October 11, 2022

little duckling on the prairie

when your boyfriend put his hand on your thigh

my friend sang little duckling on the prairie when he did it at lunch today!

by Connie mc fee February 6, 2016

Alaskan Prairie Dog

Where you are prairie dogging, and right before you get to the toilet the shit comes out.

Dam Austin. last night I was prairie dogging, and it became an Alaskan Prairie Dog!!!

by WadeWillson2005 September 15, 2021

Prairie

paariiirieis kinmda cooll

Prairie's shaky hands make it difficult for her to type.

by vvvghh January 4, 2022

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 31, 2021