When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
by Slappy Mgee July 08, 2010
by Iced Cooley November 03, 2009
a particularly foul-smelling fart that feels three times heavier than air, smells like propane and milk, and usually occurs in five-minute intervals. a direct byproduct of eating/drinking too much raw protein, milk, or eggs.
also known as a "protein stain".
also known as a "protein stain".
Dave: "John needs to quit eating 30 eggs a day, his last milk wheeze made me vomit despite me being three rooms away."
John: "Tell me about it."
John: "Tell me about it."
by marblecakealsothegame13 December 06, 2018
by Milk Taco February 19, 2015
Joe: Hey, did you hear about Mikey?
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.
Bob: Whats up with him?
Joe: He is into that white girl again
Bob: Typical Mikey. He is such a milk merchant.
by bobjoe123 November 24, 2021
Makes your ass explode and you have to hold on to the toilet so you don't see the angels it also make you shit your bed at night.
by Mari.na September 18, 2021
Insulting phrase used to describe someone who acts like someone or something else, usually in order to fit in. A fake person.
Wintston used to play golf and wear sweater vests. But ever since he moved to the ghetto he's turned into a real chocolate milk napkin. Lately he's been selling drugs, spending all his money on fresh kicks, and listening to lil wayne.
Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.
Two months ago Margaret saw Danielle's grandpa take a shit in church. Now Margaret does it every sunday. What a wrinkly old milk napkin.
by WhatIfElbowsBentOutwards March 16, 2010