dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable

That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on

by Nelocellz June 24, 2025

Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.

I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.

by Nugzy November 21, 2022

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.

“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”

by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.

An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024