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dead average

Medicore, if you took all of the human beings that have ever existed and lined them up, this person would be dead in the middle. Completely unremarkable
That man is dead average. He comes a dime a dozen. Nothing going on
by Nelocellz June 24, 2025
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Average Nebraskan

When you're driving on the highway while getting finger banged by your passenger.
I was driving 75mph on the highway and noticed the car in the left lane driving erratically. I looked over and noticed a woman getting an average nebraskan so I quickly passed them to avoid an accident.
by Nugzy November 21, 2022
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Average drug dealer

Some idiot using discord. Really needs a life
Hey dude did you see average drug dealer?”
“Yeah he is such a dumbass”
by Average drug dealer February 17, 2022
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Average

The browns qb is average.
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
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better than the average Bayer

What a supposedly-superior brand of aspirin claims to be.
If you add an "abbreviating apostrophe" right before da capital "b" in da "better than the average Bayer" phrase --- i.e., if you spell it "'Bayer", thus eliminating da small "e' at da beginning of da word --- then it could also refer to an online buyer/seller who exhibits exemplary behavior/performance.
by QuacksO0 June 21, 2025
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batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.
by Batting above her average December 12, 2022
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