She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.
by ms mt vesuvius May 06, 2009
the act of having sexual intercourse doggy style then pulling your throbbing member out and jerking it but instead of squirting your luscious man juice on her back you pour hand sanitizer then light it on fire and run like hell or take pictures
by sumbchnhellyeah February 12, 2010
Von Betty (fun betty, Van Bettie) is the iconic Surname given to a totally awesome girl, that really knows how to have a good time. She has no insecurities, issues or baggage. She is almost one of the guys but is still also a girly girl. She is the type of girl that is as close to perfect as perfect can get, she may have some flaws, but in the larger scheme of things these are negligible. Similar to a panda girl, she is smart, funny and super cute. Von Betties are also somewhat of an "endangered species" as few of them actually exist. Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant.
Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick
Von Betties are hard to find and must not be confused with a Fake Von Betty who will pretend to be a Von Betty until she has her claws into a guy. A genuine Von Betty will never give her guy a hard time and will never pull up the handbrake! Von Betties are really into action sports, both as a spectator and as a participant. Von Betties know how to party really hard!
Also see Bettie hot chick
Von Bettie : She is a real Van Bettie, she is always keen to do fun guy stuff and never has attitude, I think we should call her "insert her first name here" Von Betty
by TeeOneThousand July 19, 2011
by Princess Pink Bubble August 24, 2008
noun: a Wet Betty is the step sister of the wet willy. a Wet Betty is performed by sucking your finger tip, and swirling it around in someone's exposed cleavage and yelling "WET BETTY." This can only be used on EXPOSED cleavage; no reaching down t-shirts, turtle necks, or sweater vests!
by APro84 August 09, 2011
by bootybop June 23, 2018
A booby-trap used by the NVA and VC in the Vietnam war. When a soldier tripped a wire, one of these shot up and exploded his torsoe.
by hobbes October 08, 2003