oldermenitis

An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.

Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male celebrities +40 years of age.

Johnny Depp, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie, and Alan Rickman have all given me oldermenitis.

by kneazley August 7, 2008

Order impaired

the ability to loose your IQ or most of it at the moment of ordering food.

this can be more accentuated if the person taking the order is a female waitress

waitress: hi what would you like to order

himmy: ahhhh, mmmmm, uuuhhhh, no no wait.

waitress: oh i see you are an order impaired person its ok.

by zequimos December 19, 2011

oddtrovert

A introvert whom is odd.

That girl over their is reading poetry alone.she's such a oddtrovert.

by Sparkly_Alexis December 18, 2015

Oder

An oder is a online dater who can be gay, or straight. They do weird things, ask if anyone is single, or pretend to kiss. The other Oder might think the other Oder is sexy, but watch it because it could be some weird stalker.

ROBLOX

Jay2627: Hey, anyone single?

Jsybsy: Yah I am but I’m lesbian

Jay2627:* makes out *

Jsybsy:mmmm

HatleB65: Damn oders!

by NeverSayItIsNotTrue May 29, 2018

ODer

AN INCREDIBLY GROSS ROBLOX PLAYER EWWWWWWWWWW

Girl: Abc for gf
Dude with a bunch of fake tattoos: ABC
Girl: ok meet at fountaaaaaaain bby ;)
Dude: *goes to fountain*
Girl: kk follow me to my house
Dude & Girl: *does 18+ stuff*
Girl: ahhhhh nice
Dude: ok let's stop
YTer who exposed them: EW ODERS EXPOSEDDD
Girl: I NO ODER
Dude: ME NEITHER
YTer: ok *takes a screenshot & tells police*
FBI: fbi open up
Dude irl (& is a 60 year old man): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST WANTED A GF CRI

by Tiny Egg Thing March 29, 2019

Oder

the term roblox players call -12 roblox horny kids trying too get their dick/pussy sucked in game while online dating. Their games are usually taken down quickly but some stay.

-joins roblox game meep city-
-clicks the icon that says party-
-clicks on party called s@x-
-joins party-
-see's Oders in their natural Habitat trying too have sex-
-has cardiac arrest and dies-

by your moms large ass is gay April 2, 2019

ODer

Term usually used in ROBLOX (community is sometimes toxic)
ODer means Online Dater

Most people in the ROBLOX community hates these type of people.

iiArchy:I hate ODers they ruin the community!
59k: The community is already ruined

by okzaki December 29, 2019