corn nuts

Roasted or deep-fried corn (maize). A very crunchy snack food, often eaten with beer. Not, in fact, actually a nut.

Oh sorry, I ate all the ranch-flavored corn nuts.

by Bill Koch February 4, 2007

Raisin Nuts

Small testicles that resemble the size and shape of raisins. Small wrinkly testicles.

Wow son, you have raisin nuts. How embarrassing.

by ::The Mikester:: April 14, 2008

stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

Lick My nuts

Common response to any question.

1: Hey what time is it?
2: Lick My nuts bitch.

by XshadowsX April 26, 2005

Nuttso

Something so crazy, it makes you just want to say "fuck this! I'm out of here!"

This English homework is fuckin' Nuttso! lets just fuck it and go get high.

by Njozi March 19, 2009

nutscicles

1)when you are freezing your nuts off

2) when your nuts are cold

Man John ive got nutscicles.

I defrosted my nutscicles on your grandmothers wrinkly forehead.

Your mom's tongue got stuck to my nutscicles

by HuMiJa December 23, 2008

Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.

"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."

by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009