Lying for the free

An unsolicited lie. Lying for no particular reason.

Nobody:

Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!

Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.

by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024

lying bds nigel

lying nigel even lies when asked the fucking time

lying bds nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025

National Lying Day

You can lie about anything

Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"

by ImmanIsTall December 4, 2020

lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back

"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"

by sheenaleena February 6, 2010

Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.

Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn

by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023

Ly Carries You Moment

When a really cute and cool guy named Ly carries you at league of legends because you are actual dogwater

"THEY REALLY LOST A 4v1" "Thats such a Ly Carries You Moment."

by WinterLy Bear March 11, 2021

Dang-ly

To do things so effectively and efficiently, that people can only react with 'dang....'

D: How did i do in my presentation ?
H: You stole the show. People were just like '
"dang... she's good"
Z: Truly, a dang-ly presentation

by Kizuna Ai November 21, 2024