word nonce

someone who thinks theyre proper clever cause they no the difference between spelling words.

'it's spelt *too* not *to*'
'WHO CARES! what are you some kind of word nonce?'

by Busby F. Humblebee May 18, 2020

nonce bo

a doom fan, or just in general, a demon nonce.

"tombo 10-16-18 is quite the nonce bo!"

by yddimsttam August 20, 2021

nonce baguette

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

Poverty Nonce

Someone who claims they were brought up in a deprived situation and they turned out OK and people should think they are lucky

"When I was younger we had Ice on the inside of the windows and I turned out OK"

"Shut up you Poverty Nonce, people died younger, and many children too"

by DominicCummings September 1, 2022

techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow

mark bailey is a techno nonce

by God--- July 21, 2009

Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge

What a smelly nonce he is

by GuessLol August 3, 2018

Fat nonce

Thomas Davis Is a fat nonce

That kid Thomas is a fat nonce

by Mikeford November 1, 2021