nipple swag

Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)

Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.

by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014

sour nipple

when one goes into the sea the nipple area becomes red and scabby with possible bleeding

i was wave boarding when all of a sudden my nipples started to itch. i jumped off of the wave board and into the ocean. man my nipples stung more than a bee! i got out of the water as quickly as possible and my mom put lotion on my nipples. it was too late. my nipples already started to peel off and bleed. SOUR NIPPLE SUCKS!

by dr doofenshmirtz January 01, 2014

nipple-bi

A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.

Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.

by Todd Anthony L. November 04, 2008

Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.

That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.

by Just a Hillbilly from up North June 23, 2012

Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.

OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!

by Boobralicious June 04, 2009

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B June 30, 2010

nipple holocaust

Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner

we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.

by Joe/chris December 06, 2005