An offensive teem deflecting any previous remarks made about you some may consider this the most offensive slur.
Jim: you're a fuckin' faggot Billy go the fuck away

Billie: No u
by Butt sexyz January 30, 2018
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The only way to make someone do what they told you to do.
Johnny the Shark: You owe me 10 grand
Caleb: No u
Johnny the Shark: Not again
by Heywhoturnedoutthelights March 13, 2018
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Bully: ur mum gae lol
You: No u
Bully: *Fucking brain explodes*
by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 23, 2020
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The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to “stfu you weeb” (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, “gay” or a “fag” this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trump’s father for a small loan) “no u” is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!

(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)

About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
Micheal: your gay
Sharon: no u
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 23, 2018
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The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of ‘memers’ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- ‘No u’ works in every situation.
Shaheer: you’re gay
Me: NO U

Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy

Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx March 6, 2018
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The ultimate end to any argument, reverses any insult directed at the user of the Magic No U Arts. The recipient immediately explodes once the reversal is said.
Thanos: In time, you will know what it's like to lose
Me: No U
Thanos explodes into 537 quintillion pieces
by T-Man 1302 May 21, 2018
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