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Urban dictionary standards

1. something managed primarily by urban dictionary editors, not really any set of policy.

2. Something that maybe once existed, but now have been radically reduced judging that the likes of suicide wank and badly wrapped kebab exist, it seems as if their quality standards may have gone from "Useful and necessary controversial contributions" to "lol sex".

3. synonym for inexistence

4. something that produces a large quantity of clever yet utterly useless definitions, such as this one
My definition of boner garage is totally gonna go down well with those urban dictionary editors, it's up to the urban dictionary standards.

My definition of antidisestablishmentarianism was denied in place of a contribution about eminem's wang. #urbandictionarystandards

Hah, you have a girlfriend like urban dictionary standards exist.

My definition is totally going to pass urban dictionary standards, because it's clever.
by whatsitooyah April 28, 2014
mugGet the Urban dictionary standardsmug.

standard issue belt

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
by UM North Quad December 16, 2011
mugGet the standard issue beltmug.

One Night Standards

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.
by rogerthewhale May 19, 2014
mugGet the One Night Standardsmug.

standard american toilet

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017
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Taylor Swift Standard

Complex that makes a man incapable of being interested in any woman, other than Taylor Swift.
Richard is friends with many girls; he is not interested in any of them. None are Taylor Swift. Richard is victim of the Taylor Swift Standard.
by Swift's Husband March 18, 2011
mugGet the Taylor Swift Standardmug.

Standardized Exit Exam

A test that some states require high school students to pass before graduation. The test is uniform and usually measures knowledge in areas such as math, science, reading, and writing.
Donnie: Hey man, did you pass your standardized exit exams?
Ruhshawn: Nahhh those things be tough.
by Dunwanna Tokka Bowtit September 10, 2009
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Latino Standard Time

1. Latino Standard Time (LST) refers to the amount of time between when someone of Latin American origin says that they will be somewhere, and when they actually are. Generally Latino standard time ranges between LT (Local Time) + 30min and LT + 2h. In rare instances, LST can be LT + up to 1 day.
Ed: Didn't Leslie say that she would be ready to leave 45 minutes ago?
Doug: Yeah, but she's on Latino Standard Time.
by Eduardo v October 2, 2006
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