A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016
Get the old bridge, njmug. A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
Get the Maplewood, NJmug. Englewood NJ is the most diverse town in Bergen county, NJ. It has a beautiful and thriving downtown area with lots of places to shop and multiple eateries for all budgets. As with most of Bergen county the taxes are very high, but that does not seem to be reflected in the public school education ratings. Most of Englewood schools have terrible ratings. The de facto segregation that occurs at my town's public schools is one reason why the city is not rated higher on a list of best places to live in Bergen county. Other than that, Englewood has it all.
by lumi0102 March 5, 2017
Get the Englewood, NJmug. Forest hills is a large neighborhood connected to a few others. There’s one thing most people don’t tell you about forest hills and I’m here to spill the truth. Apart from most people who live there being ghetto and weird, it’s actually haunted. I was with a buddy of mine in July of summer 2024 at the park that’s near laurel lane, it was about 10 PM when we were just talking and hanging out and heard whispering. There was no one there but we could see a faint shadow of somebody in the field next to it. We went out to investigate and the shadow disappeared. He is referred to as the Forest Hills Shadow man. He lurks around and you can hear his whispers and silent cries. You can also see and hear him moving about in the woods nearby. There’s also many homeless people living in tents in forest hills and all sorts of animals that live there that can attack you at any given moment. The most fun thing to do is explore forest hills at night in the dark in the woods with your friends and ding ding ditch people. But beware, the shadow man lurks nearby as well as vicious coyotes and wild cats that are nearing attack at any moment.
Kid1 : wanna go to the park in forest hills NJ?
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
Kid2: Hell no! The shadow man and his pack of coyotes lurk there.
by rappermemes79 January 18, 2025
Get the Forest Hills NJmug. A shitty ass town with alot of parties. Filled with nasty trump supporters and daddys money bitches .the freshman think there cool and have mommy drop them off in the woods to drink truly's and hoe around. Everyone parties on this dumb rock in the middle of the woods in erskine. And people there pretend they are wealthy when in reality they aren't. There are like 5 people total who actually have money and the people who live there like to call the cops on kids who hang out at the end of the street for fun. i feel bad for you if your from there. If you live in ringwood you most likely go to lakeland high school home of weed and hot chicks.
by yomamacita6767 January 14, 2021
Get the Ringwood njmug. Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!
Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
by hornet July 3, 2019
Get the Easthanover, njmug. A place I could catch a body and compliment in the same day
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Englewood, NJ: Chill town in North Jersey, Close to NYC, really a place where if u aint got guts youll get trampled
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
by jca$hkillemsathoe June 18, 2025
Get the Englewood, NJmug.