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NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
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Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.
Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel
by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023
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Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.
This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.
by ChloeVV October 6, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
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Nigel

The name of a handsome boy, who is easy to talk to and likes to joke around.

A Nigel may act nonchalant but deep down is quite chalant and has many feelings.
Why is Nigel so nonchalant??
by DDdreadhead August 7, 2025
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nigel and molly

two lovers who roleplay over discord and act as anime characters, especially ones from their frontier anime Haikyuu. their worst enemy is rocco richardson.
omg i love seeing people being nigel and molly its so sweet
by travisscottnutslapper March 19, 2023
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a nigel danger wank..

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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