napstinence

Abstaining from naps for a prolonged period of time.

I have been practicing napstinence ever since I had to pick up the second shift at work. I cannot even find time for a 20 minute nap!

by HorizontalBacon October 11, 2014

nasty mattress

an ugly disgusting bedbug/cum/blood/piss/shit covered mattress left on the curbside and a parkdale,toronto pair of retards who named their band after said discarded mattresses and use them as billboards to spread their bandname spraying such slogans as -i did your mom on a.../leave a dna sample on a.../maintain erections on a...etc

my god man -look at that nasty mattress all covered in piss stains and bedbugs -thats serious nasty

by nasty mattress September 24, 2016

nasty dough

Fucking your partner when you both are covered in faecal matter and inside a tub full of faeces.

I don't know what's wrong with Tom, my kid. He can't concentrate on anything. I think it might be because he saw me having a nasty dough with the neighbour.

by fithy_def June 2, 2018

Nasty ol brew

built on a strong formula of 50% alcohol 50% whatever the Fcuk you can find within an arms reach this thing will have you boot scootin..big time soupn and ketamine scoopin!!!..

Anybody’s taste bills nasty ol brew last night? Thing was crook!.

by Absence of light October 21, 2018

Nasty Seattle

1)When spunk/cum is fermented for three or more days then secretly introduced and mixed into coffee beans for a unfortunate victim/victims. Coffee is then brewed and the consumers then unknowingly injests the nasty brew.
2) a fermenting saved load cosumed in a beverage, usually coffee.
3) When your friend zoned but you still want them to taste your cream.

Jeanne never expected a thing, when she gulped down the nasty Seattle.

by Bc's Roofie dealer December 23, 2018

Nastykilogram

A strikingly heinous nastygram; the nastiest of nastygrams

Did you see Michelle's angry email to the listserv about pissing in the sinks? That email was beyond a nastygram - it was a nastykilogram

by Pierogi11 June 27, 2019

Nasty Ian

when your girl does a 180 degree backflip straight onto your dick

Bro, my dick hurts after she hit me with the nasty Ian last night!

by McChickendick April 22, 2020