Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

President napkin Ghandi

The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).

person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer

by potnooodle September 6, 2020

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Sir Napkin

Teen youtube rapper who never uploads.

Person 1:“Have you heard that new Sir Napkin song?”

Person 2:“It isn’t new it came out months ago”

by SadBoyForLife July 15, 2021

pee napkin

a fresh nap, ALSO known as toilet paper, but y know

OMG GUYS I JUST GOT 1111111111111100101010101010101 PEE NAPKINS!!!

by wlibuer October 21, 2021

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

Taser Napkin

Another name for a Stingray

Look at them Taser Napkins swimming by.

by FaZe_Burnana May 22, 2022