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mustard handy

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A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.
by Kag5799 March 16, 2016
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mustard sauce

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When your fisting a male or female and the start to shit and you keep going
Yo me and jenny had some mustard sauce last night
by Boii2499 June 20, 2016
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mustard cap

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When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.
I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.
by condimentqueen April 2, 2017
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When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
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mustard cock

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When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
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Mustard Twitch

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When you Hit a amazing Quickscope in Fortnite with the Bolt Action Sniper Rifle
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mustard jar

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What you say when you shoot big-ass lasers
player 1:OMG i found a weapom
player 2:SHOOT IT BITCH
player1: MUSTARD JAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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