Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017

Munchy Munch

A nondescript meaningless word used in an attempt to insault someone.

People who have a trident tattooed on there arms are so munchy munch

Anyone who disagress with me is a munch.

by Saucie Slinger October 20, 2018

Dick Munch

One who munches upon dicks.

Susan kept on eating my dick, therefore he earned his name as dick munch susan.

by kno3 March 29, 2008

Cock Munching

when ur penis is in someones mouth all the time

why are u cock munching me bro

by JahBandzz March 7, 2019

anus munch

Munching on an anus.

"D00d! that guy totally anus munched her ass! He's a sicko!"

by Fogly March 4, 2009

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005