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Brown ass mummy

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where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap
Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......
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mummy • mummydick • Mummy Dust • mummy boy • mummy ducky • mummy kins • Mummy Mask • Mummy Mouth • mummy muff • Mummy wrap

Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them

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Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them
Aespa impregnated me lol haha then mummy will like them
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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

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I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them
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mummified person 

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Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.
How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
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Froggy Mommy 

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When being called this it indicates for your hand in marriage.
Would you like to be my Froggy Mommy?
Froggy Mommy by Soon2bee April 21, 2023
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Mommy kink 

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Sexual/romantic attraction for women who care for you, protect you, and nurture you, and love you unconditionally. Sometimes she may baby you, but you're nuts for that shit. You just love it when she holds you when you're scared of the dark, and when she caresses your hair and your cheeks followed by a kiss on the forehead as she pulls you into her warm, loving arms, giving you a mouthful of her wonderful boobies. Even a simple hug from her makes everything better; you're safe from anything that could ever hurt you.
Omg! I hate it when my gf mommies me, I'm not five damnit! GOD
WHAT?! How?! I LOVE it when she protects me like I'm her little baby. Drives me mad! Soooo sexy
.......lmao u got a mommy kink?
Mommy kink by Melodramatic909 September 20, 2017