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mummy peaker

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around
mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker
by katy hill April 29, 2010
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Mummy nu pass

John: what does your mom think about me?
Shania: actually mummy nu pass but i still love you i fight with her
by Likhakha December 26, 2019
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mummy

maisie chamerlain hyde is "a mummy fr" - jake
by jakestoked May 17, 2023
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Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.
“My girlfriend is pregnant
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”
by Drages11 December 4, 2020
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Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.
(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”
by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020
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Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.
Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!
by Honeydog November 4, 2014
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Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.
Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.
by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025
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