Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

multi-texting

Texting two or more people at the same time, as evidenced by a noticible lag in reply time.

Guy: So what are you plans 4 today?
5 minutes later...
Guy: Hello, are you gonna answer? Are you multi-texting?

Girl: Duh, I have other friends u know

by TinkerToys8 May 20, 2009

multi taskual

Multi taskual is when someone can do more than one task at the same time.

I can study and watch television at the same time because I'm multi taskual.

by Akj_57 March 18, 2021

Multi-global terrorist

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime

Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc

by The professional definers June 11, 2025

multi-zooming

during Zoom meetings, the practice of accomplishing household tasks, working in other tabs, or engaging in communication not related to the Zoom meeting

I think I'll do some multi-zooming and get all my laundry folded during my 9:00 meeting today.

by Jill Bystrom December 9, 2020

multi-colorful

when something is so extraordinarily bright and unique that it cannot be described by colorful alone, and must be called multi-colorful

Amy: Sarah, I love your new shoes. They're so multi-colorful.
Sarah: Thanks. They were just so amazing and vibrant I had to get them.

by see ell ay are ee March 30, 2010

multi-protaskinator

A person who not only has ADHD but is also a procrastinator causing them to start multiple tasks but putting them all off till the last possible moment to complete.

Dennis is such a multi-protaskinator. He starts 5 things at one time and put's everything off till the last minute to complete.

by Smithfucius May 16, 2016