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Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.
Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?
by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009
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Muffin Mingle

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!
by Jputh November 29, 2009
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Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
by mella rouge July 27, 2008
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dry muffin

A cunning device used to thwart muffin rapists.

To turn the tables on those dastardly muffin rapists one hollows out a muffin, fills it with a dry substance such as saw dust, eider down or lichen. When the delinquent thief snatches your muffin and devours it they are left with unpleasant dryness in the mouth.
"Hey Jaoquin, that vile muffin rapist Pedro has been giving me grief, lets see how he likes this dry muffin in his mouth!!"
by muffiosa March 19, 2009
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muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing
by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009
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porn muffin

When you stick an eating utensil into a corn muffin and make sexual noises.
Dude I was eating a corn muffin and I stuck my fork and BOOM. it became a porn muffin.
by Shlop November 18, 2014
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Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.
That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!
by ultradaddy October 10, 2013
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