Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

Muffin by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

muffin

my beautiful baby kitty. perfect in every way, shape and form

muffin has never done a thing wrong

muffin by skeleboy June 10, 2025

Muffin

A person who is very odd, out of place, weird. This term is usually used by those who are ferda, or in a frat. Pronounced (Maw-fin). Created by Dunks + Clark on MyLittleMuffinReviews on TikTok

“Dude Johnny is so weird. He’s such a muffin.”

Muffin by Duncan Higgins July 7, 2025

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.

My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.

Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

Muffin lovin

Is an obsessive and unhealthy addiction to muffins, may cause mild to severe retardation and confusion. individuals may attack friends and/or family in order to take possession of said muffin then penetrate it

Dave: where the f@ck is my muffin?!
Danny: dude calm down it looked delicious so I ate it im sorry
Dave: WTF!!!!
Danny: calm down dude sounds like you've got a case of the Muffin lovin

Muffin lovin by Double triple May 16, 2016

Muffin Lung

A bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. Although Muffin Lung does commonly occur when eating muffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. Heavy mouth-breathers are especially prone to Muffin Lung.

Slow down there, champ, you don't want to get Muffin Lung!

Sorry I missed your wedding, I was stricken with Muffin Lung.

Muffin Lung by Greeface February 8, 2010

muffin top 

When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.

Jeez, check out the Muffin Top on that chick! *shudder

muffin top by Kifujin February 10, 2005