Unintentional male-on-male cuddling which happens as the result of having to share a bed in a crappy hotel room due to a non-existant travel budget.
Garrett: Dude, wtfuck was that all about last night? You were trying to muddle with me all night!
Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.
Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Brandon: Sorry Bro, I forgot I was sleeping with your stupid ass in this lame motel. My bad. I thought you were my girlfriend.
Garrett: Fuck off, I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
by Xmas Tree February 4, 2010
Get the Muddle mug.1. A sexual act that culminates at the male orgasm. In order to perform a muddy alaskan, the female sits on top of the male and receives his penis anally. At the time of his orgasm, she relieves her diarreah, covering each partner in a mixture of semen and her soft, watery stool.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
2. If the female has been consuming corn before the act, it becomes a Muddy Nebraskan.
1. During lovemaking, Lisa gave me a muddy alaskan, and it stunk so bad.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
2. After having a fried chicken TV dinner with corn, Lisa and I bathed in her fecal matter following a muddy nebraskan.
by The MudMaster August 29, 2004
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Get the Mudda Skunt mug.The act of inserting a straw into the anal cavity and blowing into it to enhance sexual pleasure.
For a birthday treat, I gave Toni some Muddy Bubbles. Next year, she gets the Angry Pirate.
For a birthday treat, I gave Toni some Muddy Bubbles. Next year, she gets the Angry Pirate.
by Godliverkilla November 19, 2007
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Get the Muddy Buddy mug.A shit taken after a night of hard drinking that is particularly difficult to deal with. Unlike the traditional morning-after shit (which is an even-flow of black, smooth tar), the Tough Mudder’s consistency is that of mud mixed with clumps of ribs and chicken wings that act as grappling hooks inside the anus. Putting a foot up on the tub and screaming as though in labor is a typical method of dealing with this difficult shit. Not to be confused with the Labatt Splats.
"I had a Tough Mudder this morning that nearly killed me. I was on the can for a good hour AND I got a nose-bleed while pushing..."
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