Microsoft Team Moron

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
by Stan West April 21, 2005
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resting moron face

A person, man or woman, whose usual facial expression makes them appear foolish and lacking common sense or intelligence.
Robert isn't as stupid as he appears., he just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick March 28, 2018
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category 5 moron

The highest category for idiots. The categorization is derived from hurricanes and was first used by comedian Bill Maher.
Sarah Palin is a category 5 moron.
by srslynigga August 01, 2011
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You Fucking Moron

Something the OTV members say to eachother as a way of friendly encouragement.
Toast: Which of these two bowls is the VEGAN one?

Lily: Uh... This one? (the wrong one)

Toast *Leans in very closely to Loli's ear and whispers*: You fucking moron.

Lily: *Cries in Fucking Moron*
by You Fucking Moron December 02, 2021
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pop culture moron

1) A person of above average intelligence whose knowledge of current events is limited to what they see on MTV and VH1.

2) A person more likely to know the names of the past winners on Survivor than they are the names of the justices on the United States Supreme Court.
Mike: Hey Steve, what's the name of that guy on the TV show Kitchen Nightmares?

Steve: That would be Gordon Ramsey.

Mike: When did he become Prime Minister of Great Britain?

Steve: He didn't, that's Gordon Brown.

Mike: Oh.

Steve: You're a pop culture moron!
by Paolo Maldini June 23, 2009
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resting moron face

A resting facial expression that makes a person appear to be a moron, and lacking common sense.
No, he's really not an idiot. He just suffers from resting moron face.
by Epic Dick April 05, 2018
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Hyper-educated moron

A hyper-educated moron is someone who has impressive credentials, yet lacks the basic knowledge and common sense of how the real world actually functions and operates because they never had a job in the private sector. These people are most often found in Ivy league schools, hidden deep in their offices and unaware of the surrounding outside world.
Mike: Professor Jones wants to teach 3 liberal arts classes a day and wants nothing less than $100,000/year with full, life-time benefits.

Eric: Isn't that what a physician is normally paid?

Mike: Yup.

Eric: What a hyper-educated moron...
by Hockeytown19 September 07, 2014
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