naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece

Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.

by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

by 2991stac November 7, 2017

Water Moustache

I invented this word over a year ago. But to me, it has already existed for quite a long time, even before I was born. The thing existed but the word didn't. Well it just did.

Basically, it's just sweat that forms on your upper lip. Or maybe even on your lower lip. I first thought about this when I was eating atva friend's house. Her sister cooked something spicy and while eating it, sweat formed on my upper and then that was when the term, "water moustache" was born. You're welcome.

S. L

John: *slurps noodles* Man, I can't do this anymore. It's too hot.
Jim: Yeah, maybe you should stop. You're starting to get a water moustache there.

by Sai Lomochi December 2, 2018

Hitler molestache

A mole that looks like a Hitler molestache.

I think the phrase “Hitler molestache” speaks for itself.

by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019

Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.

Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.

by anonymous April 9, 2021

Moumou/Moustache

Moumou/Moustache isn't an ordinary cat. Looks more like an otter than an otter. A fucking cat-otter.

Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.

Omg, my cat barfed again on my bed this morning, he's such a cute Moumou/Moustache !

by govangh November 24, 2021

finger moustache

When someone curls their index finger into a square shaped moustache means they want to aggressively make out with you

“Katie is doing the finger moustache, you know what that means😏”

by Ronald McDonalds left toe November 12, 2022