masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops
by bill1970 July 09, 2010
by boterton December 31, 2017
by dreamsickle June 29, 2020
Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.
Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.
Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.
David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.
by T.Kazz January 14, 2019
by dashralti April 21, 2015
A bald patch, usually circular, on the crown of the head. Obviously named for the hair habits of monks. Can also be used as a verb (see below)
Hahah, did you see the guy with the monk dime? Get a hat, loser!
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
Man, we need to tell John he's totally monk diming. What is he, like 25? We should get him some Rogaine for his birthday.
by dachari January 10, 2008
by Sam5232 December 02, 2007