by McLaffy March 11, 2021
Get the Ming Weimug. The act of preventing a girl from getting laid by saying something or doing something that puts the other guy/girl off or distract one of them from the flirting at hand.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
The female equivalent of cock block.
Similar to clam jam.
(Gemma is chatting up a guy)
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
Manuel: "Hey Gemma, I bought you a new toothbrush, so you don't have to use the one you dropped down the toilet anymore".
(Guy walks away)
Gemma: "Manuel, don't minge impinge me!
by famico August 30, 2013
Get the minge impingemug. A Theory within a paradox between people where they feel utterly cringed or disgusted by another’s features or actions but where they are both equally as cringe or disgusting as one another.
The Minging Effect Theory:
“oh my! Your filth rinks”
“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
“oh my! Your filth rinks”
“I was just only thinking of the same thing about you?”
by RowdyRando November 15, 2022
Get the The Minging Effectmug. 1. A fungal infection of the female nether parts, which forms a distinctive, lattice-like mildew growth between the labial folds, and which smells strongly of overripe camembert cheese.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
2. A general insult used in the British Isles to deride any disliked person.
I can't believe Mr. Patterson gave me an F in my assignment. What a complete and utter minge waffle!
by Fanny Waggert June 11, 2018
Get the minge wafflemug. Rachel is only 35 and she already got the prune minge. I made her shave it since I don’t want think I’m doing my Grammy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018
Get the Prune Mingemug. 1. Man, Stacie was so keen on a moustache ride but she wouldn’t let me floss with her pubes, she had a Stinge minge.
2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
2. Dude that Puss was so good, desperately needed some Stinge Minging though.
by UncleWaiTomo October 24, 2020
Get the Stinge Mingemug. by Dumpalump August 27, 2008
Get the Ming Dynastymug.