Minging

Word that sounds ridiculous when used by posh people who think it’ll give them street cred.

I’m awf to the Mason’s ball, although one must mention that the wild salmon at the last one was rather minging.

by Eric F Cod July 20, 2004

Fingeringmybum

The act of one fingering there ass or "bum" as we brits call it.

Blue_Roost64: I love fingeringmybum you guys!
Jaq: Ew you nasty faggot
Blue_Roost64: It smells and tastes so good when I eat it
Fusion: uMad
Blue_Roost64: No im glad I finger my bum till I cum, as my mom video tapes :)

by Dat_Fuze September 14, 2010

Fingering the bass

To "finger the bass" means to finger a vagina with skill. Bass guitarists are known to have skilled fingers, and fast hands, and often "finger" the notes to produce the sounds on their instrument. This is also a pun on the word "bass" and "bass", "bass" being short for a bass guitar, and "bass" being a type of fish. Vaginas are often referred to as being "fishy". Haha, great pun, I know!

"So, since you're a skilled bass guitarist, does that mean you'll be good at 'fingering the bass', as it were?"

by J Saville September 29, 2013

hat-mongering

1. A typo for hate-mongering. see cosplay

2. The act of peddling hats.

The others are hat-mongering fools doomed to spend their lifes in a single minded quest to destroy the differences in man's psyche.

by www.severedband.com August 9, 2003

dick fingering

Excessively touching an item or person for any period time

Hey buddy ,stop dick fingering my phone.

by Zilla25 November 23, 2015

bits are minging

Sweaty or itchy testicles. (Originates from Ireland.)

After dancing all night at the club my bits are minging.

by Gary1234 January 2, 2009

Mingming

That action of sucking another mans ass.

Ohh yeah, mingming me daddy

by Albenzo August 10, 2016