by Din so October 30, 2019
Get the Middle bitchmug. Coming from a middle schooler, this will tell you the definitive way of cheating on tests because we all know how bad middle school is, so this will be the one useful definition
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
How to cheat on tests, ok most teachers you can use all but THE most basic methods like writing the answers on your hand, even stuff like the water bottle method works in the back of the class, my favorite method though is with friends, you see i don't know if this works elsewhere, but in my school in the office there is a teachers mailbox with the answer key, one of my friends will be super well behaved for the first 2 days of the quarter to get teachers aid, then go to the office on a test, get the answer key and then pass it to me as i will ask to go to the bathroom, I will take the answer key, fuckin book it to the office (its kinda far from my biology class, which i cheat in so timing is important) and ask for copies as ms jane (fake name) wants extras as she lost them, again ms jane is forgetful, so then I will pass to my friend and he will take 2 (one to give to the teacher) and put the other one in his sweater, not in a pocket but inside, then both of us will have the answer key. Bravo, remember to not always get a 100 and this method is very high reward but also VERY high risk, you gotta master it and you can't use this every test as soon ms jane will get fired for losing every fucking answer key
but yea middle school is hell
by psych1cgaming April 13, 2021
Get the Middle Schoolmug. by dr_obert July 29, 2023
Get the The Middle Thirdmug. A volleyball position normally filled by the tallest player with the highest jump. Their job is to block and hit at the net. When back row, they are normally subbed for a libero or defensive specialist. Examples: David Lee, Maxwell Holt
by RuffneckRaven April 3, 2015
Get the middle blockermug. Deriving from the “human centipede” movies, as the person in the middle you eat a lot of shit but also continue to shit on others as well. A middle pede has endured a lot of shit but continues to shit on others with no remorse. This act of degrading others helps justify what they deal with. A middle pede is typically someone who downplays other’s accomplishments, due to their lack of confidence.
“Jimmy feels like the coolest person in the group because his girlfriend simps for him, yet he is the biggest pussy. He’s such a middle pede.”
“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”
“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”
I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing
“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”
“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”
I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing
by Qball_master June 24, 2023
Get the Middle Pedemug. One of the best schools in NJ (curriculum-wise). If you don't believe in racism, attend this school for just a year and you'll see what I mean. There are at most 6 black people in this school, and maybe 30 Hispanics? The teachers push you over the limit and tutors will make you skip your therapist appointments to learn a new math equation. Most gym teachers are pedophiles and don't even get me started with the lunch people. Good school based on the teachings, but if you're not one of the asian, jewish, or white kids attending, you probably wish you were anywhere else.
"My life has been so boring for the past 7 years."
"Were rich but not happy"
"This school Tenafly Middle is boring af"
"What time is it"
"Were rich but not happy"
"This school Tenafly Middle is boring af"
"What time is it"
by sincerely,kentr3ll December 31, 2021
Get the Tenafly Middlemug. roselle middle school aka hoselle.
this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.
half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.
almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention
straight up
HOMOPHOBIC
YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL
THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
this school represents pedos, hoes, and fake ass bitches.
half of the teachers are literally insane and pedos.
almost every girl in our school is a straight up hoe that needs attention
straight up
HOMOPHOBIC
YOU CANNOT TRUST NOBODY AT THIS SCHOOL
THIS SCHOOL IS THE ACTUAL DEFINTION OF FUCKERY
by shawtyknowikillpeeople November 30, 2018
Get the roselle middlemug.