microsoft edge

an annoying little fucking application that you cant get rid off
microsoft: wanna use microsoft edge instead?????????
ur dumass: NO FUKKKKK U MICROPENIS I WANA USE CHROM>:(
by WalmartBag12389438292410879408 February 19, 2023
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A babey that is made to live and be happy.
dont ask
1. " Hey bro, ever heard of Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 "
" You mean the babey? "
" .. "
2. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is cute, and you can't deny it. "
3. " Microsoft WindowsNT Workstation 4.0 is trash. "
" **pulls knife out** whatcha said? "
by Bloxxin&Chilling#6185 April 27, 2020
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microsoft meme

what lol
microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself
by gamernice500001 May 22, 2022
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Microsoft Agent

The technology used for BonziBUDDY and MaxALERT. Made by Bill Gates.
BonziBUDDY uses Microsoft Agent technology.
Microsoft Agent is a fun way to make characters come to life with technology.
by LogoMan404 May 09, 2024
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microsofting

its a verb used to describe the act of overcomplicating a good/ok idea and then making a mess which decreases the progress of the idea as well as harms limits its reach.
in short f***ing up.
microsoft: let's build a piece of code which helps common people write word documents. yes now let's add a few 100-200 features so that common people have to watch tutorial to learn how to operate our software.

Google: yeah let's remove those features and make it easy for people to use.

Discord: yes, we just made the perfect messaging and chatting platform for teenagers. Now let's f***ing put out more an more features to ease the use.
teenagers: stop f***ing microsofting.
by gill_bates August 03, 2021
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microsoft shover

damn, she's such a microsoft shover!
or
"son if you turn out ugly, just go for a microsoft shover"
by q-ballpopopopo June 01, 2018
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Microsoft Weird

Microsoft Weird didn't save the document correctly.
by Namer707 December 04, 2022
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