Michael

Cool guy

Michael gets all the butches

by Imnotgay2477379 April 19, 2018

Michael

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.

Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”

by willdieformyfriends September 30, 2019

Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).

Look it’s Michael (GOALS)

by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.

This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.

by bigheadgang January 22, 2019

Michael

Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.

Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.

by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019

Michael

An amazing guy who has my heart. He is very handsome and is sleepy all the time ( I'm not complaining it's hot.) I love him so so much. I'm so happy I exist in the same generation he does. He's my heart and soul 💕

Michael is an amazing boyfriend

by Elizabeth 💕 June 19, 2017