metro-sexual

a pimp slick sly devil mother fucker. a complex person a man by all means on the planet but made fun of for the simple mistake of thinking this guy was gay. a man who makes all other men jealous because they want to be just like he is. One who eats, drink, breaths, and even wipes his own ass wtih some sort of style. someone who can get all the pussy on the earth because of this guys insane mack. a guy who irons every damn thing in his closet, even his boxers because when its time for the pants to come off for the ladies, they all like a pressed pair of briefs. a man who could rewrite a dictionary cause hes always commin up with out of this world ideas.

ladies, you kno how i do metro-sexual in every way.

by free willie August 25, 2006

Metro Geek

Someone who spends all day switching between Social Networking sites like Facebook, Bebo and Myspace

Jatinder is such a metro geek she spends all day switching between facebook and myspace

by J0N3S3Y January 12, 2009

metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park

"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."

by bitch November 8, 2003

metro sexual

a guy who dresses gay(ex... wears makeup and nice clothes...) but is definately NOT gay.

david desrosiers
He is a metro.

by Homeslice February 24, 2004

metro thug

Any 2003 graduate of Ralston High School

I heard all those fools at Ralston are a bunch of metro thugz

by CaptainPIMP December 17, 2003

metro sexual

a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too

a straight guy that has the queer eye

by calicarol December 7, 2003

bi-metro

somebody who is both bi and metro. usually male, and has as an active interest in swimming.

"hey man, did you go swimming?"

"NO! Im not bi-metro"

by fertree September 13, 2006