Melvin

a nigga with a big ass dick

Melvin pounded my chocolate starfish yesterday and it still hurts

by faggotniggergaming2 February 07, 2025

Melvin

Melvin is the type of person who would get choked and enjoy it. Melvin is a nice guy but sometimes often do mischievous things because he is bored and tends to make other people mad, Melvin the type of person who loves watermelon and kfc. Melvin has unlimited rizz

Bro look at that melvin! Hes so mischievous

by Gunawan47 January 24, 2023

Melvin

melvin is a man with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack. He is also very kind.

Oh, look over there, that guy is so melvin

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

a guy with a big, juicy and a tasty ballsack.

oh look over there, that guy is so melvin!

by gayman69429 April 17, 2020

Melvin

A person with comic relief also is very athletic is somewhat popular and has a lot of loyal friends

That’s has to be a Melvin

by Spam keyboard June 19, 2019

Melvin

A man that likes girls named Vayda. Melvins really like Vayda’s because she has such a caring heart and loves dogs. Melvin wants to buy her a bracelet. TRUE LOVE !!!!

Melvin: Vayda is so HOT I am going to buy her a bracelet.

Vayda: I love the bracelet thanks Melvin

They kiss true love

by TRUE LOVERS.COM March 12, 2023

Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 01, 2017