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Matti

Usually a nickname for a guy named matthew or a girl called matilda.

They are very chill people that dont give a flying fuck about anything but are slight attention seekers, and don't follow societal norms, they probably figured out they were gay at like 9. Matti's have heaps of friends, and most of them are of the opposite sex. A Matti overthinks things and has somehow convinced themselves that they are either very sick or none of their friends like them.

A Male Matti is always very effeminate and sassy and probably buys cheap mascara with his pocket money, A female matti has probably already enlisted in the Marines. If you meet a matti you must be friends with them and never leave them or they will beat your ass.
Person 1: OH my god did you hear that Matti punched someone yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, that's so unlike them they are usually sooo chill
by PewPewmotherdamner October 3, 2021
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Matty D Raps

Matty D Raps is the mayor of Bay ridge, He is ginger and the sexist man alive.
by Isabella Cimino December 21, 2019
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Matti Beats

He is a very great producer

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Matti beats is a great producer
by mattirg January 15, 2020
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Matty Godfrey

He is funny and cool. When someone sees him they will take off their clothes
by The poopy one October 26, 2019
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Matty Li

Matty Li is a complete form of Matthew.
Matty Li is a debater who is really good at writing pro cases
Matty Li: Jeffffie Changgggg
Jeffie Chang: Mattttttttttty Liiiiii
by Jeffie Chang November 24, 2018
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Matty

A very attractive guy that makes among us jokes to much.
Jimmy: Matty is kinda hot
Girl 1: Yah I know, he looks nice
Jimmy: are you going to ask him out?
Girl 1: No duh
by Matty_Fatty June 14, 2022
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c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty
by calikid327 March 6, 2011
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